Smurphlander's Sanitarium 
 

last update:  10/15/2008

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Welcome to my private dumping ground on the web...  feel free to look around!

some words my imaginary friend Tyler Durden...
 

Listen up, maggots.  You are not special.  You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.  You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

We are all part of the same compost heap.

I am Jack's wasted life.

We're consumers.  We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.  Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me.  What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear.  Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra, Martha Stewart.  Fuck Martha Stewart.  Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic.  It's all going down, man.  So fuck off with your sofa units and Styrene green stripe patterns.

The things you own end up owning you.

What do you want?  Wanna go back to the shit job, fuckin' condo world, watching sitcoms?  Fuck you, I won't do it.

You're not your job.  You're not how much money you have in the bank.  You're not the car you drive.  You're not the contents of your wallet.  You're not your fucking khakis.

Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go.

It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

You just had a near-life experience.

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